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Hello again! First before I get down to business, I want to say thanks to all our Armed Forces away from their homes and families, sacrificing all, so we can shovel some grub into our stomachs, and enjoy our loved ones this season. "JOB WELL DONE!" and may you all come home safe, sound, and soon!


OK-I bet you're all getting anxious to know who gets this months Ultimate Poser/Gymtard is? Of course you are! Well let me start by saying I first ran into this person at Bally's were they exhibited poor gym hygiene/professionalism, and now that person is at "The Firm"-the number one shit hole to work out in Ft. Lauderdale! This person also told me that they had 4-yes 4 licences/certifications-WTS (pronounced "wits") Candy Colby Fitness Studios, American Council on Exercise (ACE) and American Aerobic Fitness Association (AAFA)..now being extremely familiar with the latter two, I though I'd enquire

(pic @ left-Mazzella with a client, and no towel-zoom in to see the client's notebook on the floor-bio exposure! Well here he is again on the shoulder press machine-no towel, BUSTED DUDE!)

about the first two..WTS told me they never heard of this person...Candy Colby told me either his license lapsed, or he was never certified through them...( I will say thank you two those two organizations for being so prompt in getting back with me!) His name (drum roll, please)- Joe Mazzella! Congratulations on being the ultimate Gymtard Poser this month..in 6 months you've managed to wipe down 2? pieces of equipment, and the client you've had for the past three months has never wiped down anything he's been on, or had a towel, and you've done nothing!


OK- next item..I think I mentioned I was going to contact the American College of Sports Medicine (ACSM) in regards to a Mr. D. Levson, and a Ms. A. Purnell..Mr. Levson, you lucked out-you're verified-but don't get too excited, as I told them to please schedule you ASAP for some continuing education!.. I told them how I've seen you wipe off only three machines in 6 months, and your clients never wipe down anything, or know what a towel is.. Ms Purnell, apparently, you're just a damn liar, as ACSM has never heard of you..I must admit I find it ironic at this printing that when I looked for her card today, I couldn't find one..



(pic @ left-Levson on Hack Squat-no towel!)















I will say there could be a change happening..a slight ripple, as to my surprise this one fellow who is full blown HIV/AIDs+ , and had a towel, told this one other member to wipe up after himself! Good show, "Old Chap"!

This week's Gymtards:
(pic @ left-supposedly a "Yacht Captain"-Captain "Dickhead" there, thinks everyone must be his galley slave or cabin boy, as he never wipes his slop up..so now if I have to wipe up after him, I give him a broad side shot of the paper towel I had to use to do what he should do...also, if he can't read "WIPE UP EQUIPMENT" how can he possibly be a Captain? You know how much reading and memorization is required?)




(pic @ left-aerobic Instructor-I have yet to get his name, but, please, can you grind more fecal bacteria, and whatever shit is on the floor, into the bench some more please? Thanks!)








I also have gone up the chain of command..for some reason, trying to get a meeting with a Mr. Charles H. Bronson, head of the Florida Dept of Agriculture & Consumer Affairs is impossible..well after 2 years of talking, and no visible action, I have moved up to calling Gov. Charlie Crist's office..we'll see what happens..


SPECIAL ADDITION TO THIS POSTING!!: AS OF 30TH NOVEMBER 2009, A.C.E, WTS, CANDY COLBY HAVE ALL DENIED THAT MR. MAZZELLA WAS EVER CERTIFIED THROUGH THEM, SO WHY DOES A.A.F.A FEEL THAT THEY DONT HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE IF SOMEONE'S CERTIFIED? AMERICAN AEROBICS FITNESS ASSOCIATION: HOW CAN YOU COME ACROSS AS LEGITIMATE WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO CHECK TO SEE IF A PARTICULAR PERSON IS CERTIFIED/LICENSED, AND YOU WONT COMPLY? ECSPECIALLY WHEN YOU TEACH THAT WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO SEE THE (AAFA) LICENSE, THEY MUST SHOW IT? SHAME ON YOU AAFA! YOU SUCK!