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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
I just had the funniest experience with a fag.
NALAIT AKO NG BADING!!!
K, so here's what happened…
Around 630p, my cousin and I went out to fetch R. We arrived there a little too early so we have to wait for like thirty more minutes. The place was swarming with minor heteros and homos by the way. LOL.
So anyway, R arrived with a few classmates and there was this kid who looks a lot like Kumar (Harold and Kumar). For real, just try to make Kumar look like a nerd, you know what I mean? Like try imagining Kumar with heavy-set glasses and an enormous backpack. And yeah, he was the one who derided me.
Is it me or am I just saying Kumar too much? Kumar, Kumar, Kumar… Whatevs. Let's just call him J. (No offense, N.)
Hmkay, so they were like chatting and playing and doing other weird kid stuff when J asked R who I was. Of course, being the gentleman that he is, R introduced me to his minor friends, yaddi, yaddi, yadda... and I noticed that J was looking at me almost too skeptically. And I was thinking like, "Oh my ogre, can I just evaporate, like now na?"
I thought everything's cool with them kids when J blurted out, "Sa party ko magdala ka naman ng maganda."
Yes, he said that in front me. WHILE LOOKING AT ME! Talk about being a gentleman, right? Ugh. Gentleman my arse. Turns out, ourmanly-man J is LITTLE JENNY after all. Hahaha.
No, I'm not saying this just to feel better. After saying that horrific statement, Little J told R, "Pero mas ok nadin mga lalake."
Okaaay… I was seriously trying hard not to laugh. Insecure much? Hahaha. I'm just kidding. I can't blame our princess wannabe; it's not his fault he was born with the wrong genitals. Haha.
Whatever.
Around 630p, my cousin and I went out to fetch R. We arrived there a little too early so we have to wait for like thirty more minutes. The place was swarming with minor heteros and homos by the way. LOL.
So anyway, R arrived with a few classmates and there was this kid who looks a lot like Kumar (Harold and Kumar). For real, just try to make Kumar look like a nerd, you know what I mean? Like try imagining Kumar with heavy-set glasses and an enormous backpack. And yeah, he was the one who derided me.
Is it me or am I just saying Kumar too much? Kumar, Kumar, Kumar… Whatevs. Let's just call him J. (No offense, N.)
Hmkay, so they were like chatting and playing and doing other weird kid stuff when J asked R who I was. Of course, being the gentleman that he is, R introduced me to his minor friends, yaddi, yaddi, yadda... and I noticed that J was looking at me almost too skeptically. And I was thinking like, "Oh my ogre, can I just evaporate, like now na?"
I thought everything's cool with them kids when J blurted out, "Sa party ko magdala ka naman ng maganda."
Yes, he said that in front me. WHILE LOOKING AT ME! Talk about being a gentleman, right? Ugh. Gentleman my arse. Turns out, our
No, I'm not saying this just to feel better. After saying that horrific statement, Little J told R, "Pero mas ok nadin mga lalake."
Okaaay… I was seriously trying hard not to laugh. Insecure much? Hahaha. I'm just kidding. I can't blame our princess wannabe; it's not his fault he was born with the wrong genitals. Haha.
Whatever.
Me, FUGLY?
Howdy! ;)
Don't forget to smile! :)
-XOXO-
Howdy! ;)Don't forget to smile! :)
-XOXO-
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