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Thursday, October 11, 2007
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8:34 AM
A typical day for my Psychology class:
John: Miss, what’s a wet dream? Cuz I haven’t experienced that in 3 years.
Miss: Okay class, I would like to remind all of you that we are discussing Psychology, therefore we shall set morals aside. Anyway, John, a wet dream is like the male version of menstruation. It happens when you’re asleep. Maybe, the reason why you haven’t experienced that in 3 years is because you masturbate everyday.
John: Miss, what is masturbation? Is that bad?
Everyone: *laughs*
Miss: The Catholic Church has said many times that it is immoral because you engage in lustful thoughts. But on the other hand, I believe it’s not that bad since it will prevent you from becoming sexual perverts.
All the boys: *cheers*
Haha! Mind you, John is always at his best whenever he’s drunk.
Moving on…
No classes tomorrow! Yey! And because we (NC) are really nice guys, we’re going to celebrate Ramadan, too!! We’re going to stay at Bry’s place and have our own festivity -- Ged’s treat! I LOVE anything that’s free. LOL.
The boys are going to stay there for the night, but we girlshafta go home (duh).
But, but, but… I just remembered…
It’s Tita Beth’s (Bry’s mum) birthday tomorrow. So, that means they’re going to have a celebration. And now, I’m really not sure what’ll happen.
Change of plans, NC? I’m not sure. It’s all up to Bry and the planner, Ged. Just give me a beep. Anything’s fine with me as long as I don’t get to stay at home.
Howell… this post isn’t making any sense so I guess I’mma end this here na. Buy.
P.S. I’ve been hit on 9x yesterday (I wonder why). Weird. And the worst part is, I’ve been hit on either by a hobo, a physically deformed driver, or by some freakishly-looking pathetic pervert. And today, I’ve been hit on 6x. Less than yesterday. Why? Cuz I’m with boyfriend. Yeeeee!!
John: Miss, what’s a wet dream? Cuz I haven’t experienced that in 3 years.
Miss: Okay class, I would like to remind all of you that we are discussing Psychology, therefore we shall set morals aside. Anyway, John, a wet dream is like the male version of menstruation. It happens when you’re asleep. Maybe, the reason why you haven’t experienced that in 3 years is because you masturbate everyday.
John: Miss, what is masturbation? Is that bad?
Everyone: *laughs*
Miss: The Catholic Church has said many times that it is immoral because you engage in lustful thoughts. But on the other hand, I believe it’s not that bad since it will prevent you from becoming sexual perverts.
All the boys: *cheers*
Haha! Mind you, John is always at his best whenever he’s drunk.
Moving on…
No classes tomorrow! Yey! And because we (NC) are really nice guys, we’re going to celebrate Ramadan, too!! We’re going to stay at Bry’s place and have our own festivity -- Ged’s treat! I LOVE anything that’s free. LOL.
The boys are going to stay there for the night, but we girls
But, but, but… I just remembered…
It’s Tita Beth’s (Bry’s mum) birthday tomorrow. So, that means they’re going to have a celebration. And now, I’m really not sure what’ll happen.
Change of plans, NC? I’m not sure. It’s all up to Bry and the planner, Ged. Just give me a beep. Anything’s fine with me as long as I don’t get to stay at home.
Howell… this post isn’t making any sense so I guess I’mma end this here na. Buy.
P.S. I’ve been hit on 9x yesterday (I wonder why). Weird. And the worst part is, I’ve been hit on either by a hobo, a physically deformed driver, or by some freakishly-looking pathetic pervert. And today, I’ve been hit on 6x. Less than yesterday. Why? Cuz I’m with boyfriend. Yeeeee!!
I wonder… is that what I get for being fat? LOL.
P.P.S. Someone’s getting a year older on the 29th… I wonder who… *evil grin*
Pizzawt! :p
Pizzawt! :p
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