MOTO NGANTOK BLOG

So that shit hole (sorry about the language, but fed up this month!) was/is partnered with "The Fitness Company" located on the 7th floor of the "old" Auto Nation Building in downtown Ft. Lauderdale" The bad thing is, the gymtards from "The Firm" are now showing up at this place, bringing their un-hygienic, discourteous filthy fucking ways to this place as well! The manager ( I forgot her name) PROMISED me she'd work with me so there wouldn't be any issues like what happened at "The Firm", as this was an "Executive Club"..now that's a term I am still trying to define, but yet eludes me..yes "The Fitness Company" has a wide variety of machines, including equipment, some from "The Firm" (including their broken elliptical trainers-WTF??) soap and body lotion dispensers in the locker rooms, an outdoor pool, hot tubs, saunas, etc..including a FREE TOWEL AT THE DOOR!! My man, (and I'm only saying that, cause I'm gonna e-mail this blog to the lady running the place..) "Matt" the former manager, of "The Firm" had informed her about my "3 STRIKE" policy, ie-after asking the gymtards politely 3 times to wipe their shit up, I have no choice but to wipe off the equipment, and then chuck the paper towel at the offender...and she told me if at any time, someone was "f"ing it up, to come and get her, and she would hand out towels...again, like I told that gymtard "Matt"-if they don't have a towel when they walk in the door, charge them 1 dollar for a towel..simple..did that work? OF COURSE NOT! Why the hell am I the one who has to go around, making sure people are following the rules? One lady trainer heard me mention this, and her comment was: "At least it's better than "The Firm". I said "not by much"-probably not certified! Pictured at right-an example of an "executive gym seat"..I can only hope it's a higher class of germy, bacterial laden sweat, like "executive sweat"..this was on a Monday morning, bright and early... Nice way to start the day..let me go put on some lampblack, and Al- Jolson's "Mammy" running around and wiping up after everyone.. This month's towel/hygiene use age rating-61%...sad. Even the same trainers from the "Firm" are there, and we know what bad news that means, not to mention the "Fitness Company's" own trainers are just as equally lacking gym hygiene/courtesy...is it any wonder why I stopped training clients? Not really-1) I don't have my own facility, and 2)-I don't like to be associated with assholes, and seeing how for some reason, in this "great" State of Florida, you don't need to be certified/licensed to train..and I don't want to be associated with non professionals either.. I thought I was getting somewhere last month w/ a Mr. DeGreeves from Gov. Charlie Crist's office, but alas, another fucking letdown...I dont understand how the news can bust in some nail salon, and expose the employees for operating with out a license, and never bust these gym/facilities when these poser, roid taking, non certified shitheads acting like trainers, are working with the human body...maybe I should give Gov. Crist a lobotomy, along with Charles H Bronson-head of Florida Agriculture/Consumer Affairs, cause maybe I'll read Curious George, and decide I'm a neuro-surgeon..why not, same principle, right?

There are "some" signs there that say re-place the weights.. so I guess you didn't have to finish Kindergarten, or ever play "Concentration", now what do I mean by this? ... take a look... I mean for fuck's sake, there ARE NUMBERS printed on the pegs to re place them in where they belong...(not as much of a concern, more a peeve, but had to just give this a dis-honorable mention..