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HERE'S ANOTHER ONE- SEE THE GYMTARDS W/ THEIR FEET ON THE BENCH, AND OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T CLEAN IT OFF WHEN I ASKED THEM POLITELY, AND I GOT THAT VACANT, STOOPID LOOK THAT WOULD MAKE ANY USMC DRILL INSTRUCTOR WANT TO RIP A RECRUIT TO SHREDS...TAKE A LOOK AT THE OTHER DIPSHIT DOING FLYS-NO TOWEL, (FACE IS BLOCKED SO THIS AID's/HIV+ ASSHOLE CANT SUE) WHO DID THE SAME, WHEN I WANTED TO USE THAT BENCH! AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M HOSTILE? YOU CANT EVEN ASK SOMEONE POLITELY TO FOLLOW THE RULES...THEY EVEN HAVE ALLISON PURNELL-THAT POSER/LIAR WHO HAD THE "ACSM" ON HER BIZ CARDS, (PREVIOUS POSTING HAS A REPORT THAT THEY NEVER HEARD OF HER) AND THERE THEY HAD ALL THIS SHIT WRITTEN ABOUT HER..PARAMEDIC/FIREFIGHTER, THIS AND THAT...BUT HOW CAN I BELIEVE HER, WHEN I HAVE PROOF THAT SHE LIED?  WHATEVER... I AM POSTING EVERY PIC FROM THAT DIRTY SHITHOLE IN THIS BLOG-IT GETS EVEN  BETTER! (OR WORSE!)

BELOW LEFT: JUST AN EXAMPLE OF THE CONDITION OF THE EQUIPMENT AT "TANGERINE'S HEALTH AND FITNESS"-THE SO CALLED "EXECUTIVE" CLUB OF FT. LAUDERDALE........

PICCED LOWER LEFT:  I WAS TAUGHT TO RESPECT MY ELDERS, YET HERE AGAIN IS 1) WHY RESPECT IS EARNED IN MY BOOK, AND NOT GIVEN, AND 2) WHY THE "SOYLENT GREEN" IDEA IS BEGINNING TO SOUND BETTER: I HAD ASKED "GRANDMA YEAST INFECTION" THERE, POLITELY TO WIPE OF THE EQUIPMENT, AND WHEN SHE ASKED WHY, AND I EXPLAINED ABOUT MRSA, AND OTHER STUFF -FOR HER BENEFIT!. SHE JUST SHRUGGED AND WALKED OFF...I WISH I HAD  A PICTURE OF THE "SEA WITCH"-BUT I'LL GET TO HER LATER..

PIC BELOW- I HAD POSTED THIS PIC OF 2 GYMTARDS LAST TIME, BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT LITTLE WORM ON THE LEFT..WHO THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE HIS BOTTOM BOY, OT TOP SPINNER- HE HAD JUST FINISHED USING THIS HAMMER-STRENGTH WIDE CHEST PRESS-I GOTTA BE SPECIFIC, IN CASE HE READS THIS..AND HE HAD THIS TAMPON (THE RAG HE HAD AS HIS TOWEL WAS SMALLER THAN A WASHCLOTH) AND OF COURSE, NO WIPEDOWN, SO I ASKED HIM KINDLY, AND I GOT THIS "FUCK YOU"...I COULDN'T BELEIVE IT...SO I WENT UP TO THE FRONT DESK, AND YEAH, LOST MY MIND ON THE FRONT DESK PERSON, ASKING "PLEASE DO YOUR JOB, AND GIVE OUT SOME TOWELS-DO SOMETHING!" (LIKE ROBERT SCHUELLLER FROM THE 'HOUR OF POWER'  USED TO SAY...WELL THAT DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL W/ MANAGEMENT, AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED...SO I PROMISED I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE (LITTLE DO THEY KNOW I'M THE "GYM RAIDER"!) SO I GET HOME FROM THE GYM, AND MY AMEX BILL ARRIVED..AND GUESS WHAT? A 90 DOLLAR CHARGE FROM "THE FIRM"-WHICH WAS SHUT DOWN BY YOURS TRULY OVER A MONTH AGO AT THE TIME, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE AFFILIATED/CONNECTED, WHATEVER, SOMEONE FROM "TANGERINE'S HEALTH AND FITNESS" DECIDED TO PLACE A CHARGE ON IT...WELL I PLAYED THE COOL DUDE, DIDN'T PRESS CREDIT CARD FRAUD CHARGES, AND WENT IN THE NEXT DAY TO TALK TO THE FAT ASS MANAGER, AND I WAS LIKE "I KNOW MISTAKES HAPPEN", YADDA YADDA, AND SHE APOLOGIZED... THE NEXT DAY SHE WASNT THERE, AND I WAS DOING A LEG CRUSH, AND THAT TWAT "MATT" (FORMER MANAGER OF THE 'FIRM') WAS ON DUTY..SO I WIPED DOWN THE SEATED CALF CURL MACHINE I WAS ON, AND STARTED ON THE CALF CURL MACHINE...SO THIS TWAT, AKA "THE SEA-WITCH", A DRIED OUT SKINNY CACK OF OF A FEMALE, WHO WHEN AT THE 'FIRM' NEVER WIPED SHIT DOWN, OR HAD A TOWEL, COMES OVER, INTERRUPTING ME, TO ASK ME TO DRY OFF THE SEAT, AS IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE WET FROM THE DISINFECTANT...I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A SET, AND THIS GYMTARD'S GONNA INTERRUPT ME? SO I TOLD HER: "WHY DON'T YOU WIPE IT UP, SEEING HOW YOU NEVER CLEAN ANYTHING OFF OR EVER USE A TOWEL" SHE SAID "I DIDN'T SWEAT"...I HATE THAT ONE! I SAID "YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR WEARING YOUR PAJAMAS..." . SEA WITCH-"THESE ARE CLEAN"  ME: "HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW? WHY DONT YOU JUST USE A TOWEL, OR WIPE OFF YOUR SLOP..IN FACT WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING MY WORKOUT- YOU COULDN'T WAIT TEN  SECONDS FOR ME TO FINISH?" AND THEN THIS OTHER PECKERWOOD GYMTARD STARTED CHIMING IN..I HAD IT, AND TOLD HIM TO GO FUCKING MIND HIS BUSINESS, AND WIPE UP HIS SHIT TOO!"

WELL, I BLEW IT, OR WAS SET UP, CAUSE THE FOLLOWING DAY, YOURS TRULY WAS KICKED OUT...AND TO THINK I WAS COOL ABOUT THE AMEX ISSUE, AND TRIED MY BEST TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE...SO GUESS WHAT? I DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A100% C---T, (MY MOM READS THIS-HAHA!) AND CALLED AMEX, AND TOLD THEM TO GO AHEAD WITH FRAUDULENT CREDIT CHARGES!..HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOUSY CREDIT SWINDLING DIRT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS- I TOLD THEM ON THE WAY OUT, TO EXPECT A VISIT FROM THE "SECRET SWAB UNIT"-THE FAT ASS BITCH LUGHTED.."SECRET SWAB UNIT?" SHE ASKED.."YEAH" I REPLIED-"THE PEOPLE FROM THE STATE WHO WILL COME IN HERE WITH THEIR SWABS AND PETRIE DISHES, SEEING HOW YOU HAVE HOT TUBS/ POOLS/ STEAMROOMS ETC".. SHE WAS STILL CHUCKLING TILL I TOLD HER ON MY WAY OUT- "THAT'S RIGHT-AND HEY, GUESS WHO GOT THE 'FIRM' SHUT DOWN? ME, THAT'S WHO." WELL THAT WIPED HER SHIT EATING SMIRK OFF HER FACE...SO OF COURSE ONCE AGAIN, I HAD TO FILL OUT ALL THE SHIT FORMS TO THE FLORIDA DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE/CONSUMER AFFAIRS/LICENSING DIVISION, WHICH IF YOU WANT TO SEE/HEAR MY OPINION ABOUT THE USELESNESS OF THESE ASSHOLES RUNNING THAT PARTICULAR DEPARTMENT, GOTO YOUTUBE, AND TYPE IN "FRAUD IN FLORIDA" (AS OF TODAY IT IS ON PAGE 2-SEARCH RESULTS 21-40)

  I GOTTA SAY, HEAVEN HELP US ALL IF THERE IS AN OUTBREAK OF SOMETHING SERIOUS OR A BIO/CHEM TERROR, CAUSE THE ASSHOLES WHO DO NOTHING AT: BROWARD COUNTY BOARD OF HEALTH, AND ALL OTHER REALTED BUREAS ( STAE AND FEDERAL) DONT DO SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING SIMPLE AS MAKING SURE A HEALTH CLUB IS UP TO CODE, SURE AS SHIT WON'T BE ABLE TO ANYTHING IF SOMETHING SERIOUS WERE TO HAPPEN..

 SO I STILL NEED A WEIGHTPILE TO CRUSH, AND HAHA-GOT AN E-MAIL FROM "LA FITNESS"-WE WANT YOU BACK, ..YES, THE SAME ONE I RANTED ABOUT IN MY FIRST POST...I WILL SAY: 50% TO 60% USE A TOWEL, OR WIPE THEIR SLOP UP..YES, THE SAME AMOUNT OF INCOMPETENT MANAGERS/NON CERTIFIED, POSER TRAINERS ARE STILL THERE, BUT THERE IS A CONCIOUS EFFORT FOR BETTER GYM (BY SOME OF THE MEMBERS) HYGIENE/COURTESY...EXCEPT IN THE LOCKEROOMS, SHITTERS, AND PISS TUBES.. 

SO OUT FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND I COME BACK TO  WHAT LOOKS LIKE A BOWL OF "TRIX" CEREAL-SEE ALL THE NIFTY COLORS? FLUSHED, YES, BUT DEFINATELY NOT CLEANED....

PIC AT LEFT: YEP- HAD TO TAKE A LEAK, AND DIDNT WANT  THE "CRUISERS" - YOU KNOW, THE PERVS WHO LIKE TO LOOK OVER THE PISS TUBE DIVIDERS TO SEE YOUR COCK- SO I GO INTO A STALL, AND OF COURSE THANK GOD I USE MY SHOE.. CAUSE SUPRISE! CAKED ON SHIT! NOTHING SAYS A CLEAN HEALTH CLUB LIKE A DIRTY SHITTER, WITH SHIT, LET ALONE W/ PISS IN IT AS WELL....SO THANK GOD I WAS ON MY WAY OUT, HAVING DONE A SUPER CHEST/AB CRUSH..I HOPE THE LADY I SPOKE WITH AT THE FRONT DESK FOLLOWED UP ON IT...SO LETS SEE WHAT THE MONTH BRINGS...I DO DESIRE FEEDBACK..GOT A DIRTY SHITHOLE GYM? POSER/NON CERTIFIED DOUCHES ACTING AS TRAINERS, CONTRACT ISSUES, OR GRIPES AND TIPS-SEND THEM HERE! NO ONE IS CENSORED!

AND NOW FOR THE TIP OF THE MONTH: DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE, OR ANY BODY PARTS TILL YOU HAVE PURELLED YOUR HANDS OR DISINFECTED THEM-GREAT WAY TO END UP WITH A NASTY STAPH INFECTION, OR WORSE, WORMS IN THE BRAIN AS WAS POSTED ON LIVELEAK...REMEMBER, ONCE YOU SIGN THAT WAIVER, THE GYM DOESNT GIVE A SHIT, CAUSE THEY GOT YOUR MONEY, AND MOST GYMS, LIKE "LA FITNESS ARE OWNED BY ONE OR MORE CORPORATIONS, SO GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET THEM TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR OWN CLUBS..TILL NEXT MONTH, THIS IS A VERY PISSED OFF "GYM RAIDER" SAYING-KEEP CRUSHING IT!!