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Wednesday, June 9, 2010
I GUESS ANYTIME I TAKE PICTURES OF THE GYM RULES, IT IS PRETTY MUCH A GUARANTEE THAT DOWN THE ROAD I WILL BE KICKED OUT OF ANOTHER GYM!
SO FAR THIS YEAR, I HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT OF 2 GYMS! AND TO SHOW THIER APPRECIATION FOR ME, I GOT THE BOOT FROM LA FITNESS ON THEIR PREVIOUS "CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY"! HA-HA!
PICKED HERE: I'LL CALL THIS PRICK "BUTTERSCOTCH" DUE TO HIS FLABBY GUT..WHO GOES TO A TRAINER ANYWAY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A FAT SHLUBBER? JUST ASKING..HE ALSO IS THE TYPE TO COP A CHEAP "FEEL"-LIKE WHEN A CLIENT IS DOING A SHOULDER PRESS, HEY NUMB-NUTS-YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THEIR ARMS, JUST TOUCH UNDER THE ELBOWS..THIS GUY ACTS LIKE HE'S BILLY D. WILLIAMS..MAYBE HE'S DRINKING THAT COLT .45, BY THE LOOKS OF HIS BEER BELLY.. ANYWAY, THIS DOUCHER "GYMTARD" NEVER, EVER WIPED UP AFTER HIS CLIENTS..SO ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY, I WENT OVER AND ASKED HIM (POLITELY) "CAN YOU PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR CLIENTS?" AND 'BUTTERSCOTCH' SAYS: "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURES?" AND I DENIED IT, AND THEN HE SAID: "YOU WEREN'T TAKING PICS OF THE WOMEN IN HERE?" 
NOW I WILL ADMIT, I DID TAKE ONE, PICCED ABOVE...SHE'S ACTUALLY THE "TWAT 'O THE MONTH" AS SHE IS THE ULTIMATE IN FEMALE "GYMTARDNESS", HOWEVER, HE MADE IT OUT LIKE I WAS A SHIT HEAD STALKER, AND THAT WAS OFFENSIVE..I RESPONDED WITH, "ACTUALLY I WAS TAKING PICTURES OF THE LAZY SLOBS LIKE YOU WHO NEVER WIPE THEIR SHIT UP, OR FOLLOW THE RULES.." AND WALKED AWAY..I FIGURED I WAS GOING TO GET THE BOOT, AND SURE ENOUGH "ALAN" THE MANAGER (WHO WAS THE SAME LAZY SACK OF SHIT DO NOTHING MANAGER, AND ONE OF THE REASONS I CANCELLED MY MEMBERSHIP THE FIRST TIME!) INTERRUPTED MY WORKOUT TO KICK ME OUT OF THE GYM.. "ALAN"-YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER! I THOUGHT I HAD YOU ON VIDEE SAYING YOU DID NOT WANT TO LOOK AT THE TWO PAMPHLETS FROM THE VETERANS ADMINISTRATION ON ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT GERMS AND M.R.S.A, BUT I PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON! SO TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, HERE ARE ALL THE PICS TAKEN FROM THE LA FITNESS LOCATED ON US 1 (FEDERAL HIGHWAY) FT. LAUDERDALE/OAKLAND PARK, FLORIDA....
PICCED: THIS POSER "TRAINER"/"GYMTARD" AKA: "BLACK MAMBA", AS HER BAD GYM HYGIENE HABITS CAN BE DEADLY! THIS PIG COMES FROM THE THIRD WORLD, AND HAS NEVER HEARD OF A TOWEL. NEITHER HAS HER CLIENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HER "CAN YOU PLEASE WIPE THAT UP IN 'CLICK-CLACK-IN-ESE' AS I HAD ASKED HER NUMEROUS TIMES, THE SAME THING AS "BUTTERSCOTCH", TO NO AVAIL...
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR TRAINER HAD JUST PICKED HIS NOSE, AND DIDN'T SANITIZE HIS HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING YOU? WELL IT DID WITH "BOOGERS" PICCED AT LEFT..I EVEN REPORTED HIM TO THAT WIMP AT THE FRONT DESK, AND NOTHING! HE'S STILL THERE TRAINING...HE'S GOT THE EASTERN BLOC ACCENT..BE CAREFULL, "KOMRADES", HE MIGHT USE YOUR CLOTHES AS A HANKY!
PICCED AT LEFT: I CALL THIS POSER "TRAINER" AND ULTIMATE "GYMTARD" JEANNIE, LIKE "I DREAM OF JEANNIE"-WEIRD RESEMBLANCE TO BARBARA EDEN IN THE FACE (ALOT OF PLASTIC) AND THE BODY OF A SIXTY YEAR OLD..ANOTHER ONE WHO'S TO GOOD TO LOOK OUT FOR YOUR HEALTH AND HYGIENE...NOTE HER CLIENT, NO TOWEL, WITH MANY EXPOSED CONTACT SPOTS...
PICCED AT ABOVE: THIS HANGS ON THE MIRRORED WALL INSIDE LA FITNESS AT THE MENTIONED LOCATION...LETS SEE, THIER RULES, AND THAT'S ALL I ASKED FOR, AND GOT....
PISSED FILLED URINALS...PLEASE DON'T DRINK THE "ELECTRIC KOOL-AIDE"...
SHIT SPLATTERED TIOLETS...NICE!
SWEAT COVERED BENCHES....CAN I GET MRSA NOW, OR AFTER LUNCH?
WEIGHTS LEFTOUT ON THE FLOOR , A TRIP HAZARD..SO, ONCE AGAIN, JUST LOOKAT THE WAY LA FITNESS IS STRIVING TO MAINTAIN A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT, NOT TO MENTION A SAFE ON TOO! :)
I WILL BE SENDING THIS COPY AS WELL TO THE 'CHEIF INFO OFFICER' AS THEY CALL HIM/HER....
TIP OF THE MONTH: SANITIZE BEFORE YOU UTILIZE!!! (AND AVOID LA FITNESS IN FORT LAUDERDALE/OAKLAND PARK, FLORIDA!
A SPECIAL NOTE: I JUST SIGNED UP AT THIS PLACE CALLED "ISLAND CITY FITNESS"-WARNING!!!-99.7% OR MORE OF THE CLIENTELE HAVE THE AIDs/HIV, AND THIS PLACE IS JUST AS FUCKING BAD, CAUSE i ALSO JUST GOT KICKED OUT ON SOME LITTLE FAGGOT'S HEARSAY! (TODAY!) I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TAKE ANY PICS YET-4 TIMES I WENT, AND GOT THE BOOT-HA! HA! THAT'S A LAWSUIT IN THE WORKS..
I AM NOW 100% ANTI-FAG! THANKS FAGGOTS-NOW MAYBE I UNDERSTAND HOW AIDs SPREADS SO QUICKLY..SO TO ALL YOU FAGGOTS OUT THERE, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, DONT ASK ME TO SUPPORT RESEARCH FOR YOU FUCKING PIGS OR ASK ME FOR A DONATION FOR THE "CURE", I AM DEFINATELY BACK IN THE CLOSET, AND TO YOU FUCKING DIRTY, NO TOWEL, NEVER WIPING SHIT UP FUCKING DIRTBAGS! USE A FUCKING TOWEL!
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