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Sunday, May 16, 2010
Hello again!
I know it's been a little while, so I'll catch you up on some things!
First-last mention of that shit hole "THE FITNESS COMPANY"-if you want to know what an executive gym should should look like, may I suggest taking a cruise aboard Carnival? I did, and although classified as a "lower end' cruise line, imagine going to the gym, and HOLY SHIT!!!..EVERYONE HAS A TOWEL! EVERY MACHINE/ WORKOUT STATION HAS A TOWEL AND SPRAY BOTTLE! EVERYONE WIPES THEIR BIO HAZARD UP! THE TOWELS ARE CHANGED EVERY TIME SOMEONE USES THE EQUIPMENT! NO TOWEL ON THE EQUIPMENT? THERE ARE BOXES OF ROLLED UP TOWELS AND SPRAY BOTTLES! THAT'S" AN EXECUTIVE GYM,YOU NO GOOD, CHEAP, LAZY, UN-HYGIENIC BASTARDS!
OK, now with that off my chest, let's move on to another disgrace in Ft. Lauderdale-LA FITNESS off US -1. I will say you cant beat the price, and the selection of equipment (most in better condition than that shit hole "The Fitness Company"!)
Please note the rules posted:
pretty logical rules I would say..I even like the part of possibly losing membership... however we know whats coming! I have tried after 2 months of being the nice guy, following procedure, and of course, I get the shaft...Lets start with some pics from the past 2 months..do not fear, for I have decided to re-post the "GYMTARDS OF THE MONTH" once again! That will be at the end of this blog...
Hey-nice bio hazard-i mean fresh sweat left on the bench...I started going at 8 AM, however, it was full of "GYMTARDS" and "GYM BOGEYS" (the asses who wipe their runny noses with their hands, or dig up there for diamonds, and don't sanitize, and then touch the equipment)...seen 2 "trainers" do this along with 5-6 other members..and I say to them "for your own protection, you shouldn't touch your face after handling the equipment", and of course they get the attitude...last Thursday (12 May 2010) I caught this one "sick" person, who had used the piss tube w/ his work out gloves on, didn't wash his hands, and went straight to the water fountain...I couldn't believe it-when I called him on it, he just laughed...sick pig!
So I digress..picced at left, I changed my time to 5-6 AM, and I walk in and this is the first bench I go to use, and HELLO! Enough sweat to grow a tribe of Sea Monkeys in..well O.K, maybe just MRSA or CDIF..........
Picced at left: The person in black work out attire is a "trainer" at this LA FITNESS.. Numerous times this particular fella has had clients who haven't had a towel, nor wipe up when done. I caught him once, and called him on (if I didn't need that particular bench, this wouldn't have happened...LA FITNESS, please get more than one independent decline bench in there! Anyway, we talked afterwards, and he even said I was the cleanest person in the gym....wow...just because I wipe up my sweat..depressing.. anyway, of course after our little pow-wow, same shit, different day...
Picced above: I don't get excited to try and find this stuff, I just find it incredulous and insulting, not to mention, disgusting..On the weekends, the facility opens at 7 AM..I like to get their early like stated to avoid the majority of dirt bags, so imagine when I get to LA FITNESS at 0700, right when the doors open, and have to take a slash, so I go into the locker room, and hello. 1) overflowing garbage cans, shit on the floor,...2) the used pink disposable razor must have been left there for me to slash my wrists in frustration and despair...disgusting right? DON'T TELL ME YOU CLEAN THE PLACE EVERY DAY/NIGHT! and 3) more shit on the floor from overflowing garbage cans..now these r three different places in the men's locker room...wait it gets "better"..
Picced left: Why the hell am I the one who has to flip a coin on which piss tube to flush (all three were the same-want a piece of gum? You have 3 different flavors to choose from in there!) So I don't want to to deal with a dirty piss tube, so I go to a stall, and wouldn't you know it-"SHIT OUTTA LUCK" as picced above right, with fecal matter sprayed all over.. even on the seat as picced below left..what the hell is going on there? Filming the sequel to that German Poop Porn classic "SHEISKURL"? UNBELIEVABLE! I will say most bathroom/locker rooms in most facilities here in ft. Lauderdale look like this, some get cleaned up faster than others, but this is from over 12 hours...disgusting!
I haven't found the picture of it, however I wrote out a fake bill for having to follow up after some of these poser "trainers', and i was in a joking mood, and this mystery manager-"Alan" called me back, and we discussed the issues, and i of course pointed out my solid case, and he "agreed with me 100%", and asked me to get back to him in 2-3 weeks...so like stated, went on a cruise, and came back, and it was still the same...and no matter who I talked to up at the "front" (where 5-8+ employees hang out, maybe work, and maybe take a trip once or twice around the gym) things are still the same..so I have called the Mayor to schedule an interview (I'll be surprised if it happens) and have called LA FITNESS customer service fro the first time....so we'll see what happens, and what doesn't.. and now, here it is in full glory- this months
"GYMTARDS"!
Picced below-April's "GYMTARD" OF THE MONTH GOES TO....
this jerk picced below. I say that, cause not only does this dude think he's too good to wipe his sweat up, he's to good to have his clients -yes another poser "trainer" wipe up their sweat as well! He also interrupts other members of the club, making them get off the equipment they are using, so his clients can use it, irregardless if they are in the middle of a repetition or set.. RUDE BOY! Plus no action taken after some "Frenchie" was picking his nose, and other shit-asked him politely to have that punk do something about his bio hazard-zero response..I call him "il douche"... notice the old boy next to him..he has a towel, and he's just a member..hey poser-GET CERTIFIED!
There's 3 "GYMTARDS" picced here, and the poser "trainer" used some jive I didn't understand "I got my sweat!" he said..I said, "yeah, everywhere." So when I asked him again, if he'd wipe his slop up, he got pissed..who does he think I am, "Ms. Cleaver"? I don't speak "jive"...
Picced at left: That foot grinding in fecal matter and who knows what else, belongs to a trainer-note the drinking bottle on the floor-YUMMERZ! I give him -4 stars instead of -5 for having a towel under his ass, to protect him from the shit on his shoes...IDIOT!!A sign of " GYMTARDS" come and gone-I know, let's act like pussies, and not put the weights back so some senior citizen can trip over them, and break their neck-if you cant put the weight back-don't lift it! Also Illiteracy is rampant as people can't read numbers, and plates/dumbbells are all ways put away incorrectly!
TIP OF THE MONTH: STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
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